This is a Joke of a thread

JAMES BLOND Wrote:

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> Hibs I see the amount of hits on this topic just
> reached 10 000 and that is no joke
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> must be some sort of record except for the "who
> are you" thread have not seen many threads reach
> 10 000 views


Been quite a few this year alone..

shane shaw thread was one

South Africa`s worse every air disaster happened yesterday when a single seater Aircraft crashed into a cemetry in Pretoria. SAPS recovered 386 bodies

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are:

A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange

Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!

Test results: Please SCROLL Down
If you have chosen:
A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
E. Orange : That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.


Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my ass!

Well, You won't find me....because I am still hunting down the ASS who sent this to me...

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WELFARE CHEQUE
A young man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said..."Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...You started it."

Old but an absolute classic Mark.

A South African, American, Frenchman and a Zimbabwean on top of the Eiffel Tower .

The American throws a load of money off the top."Why did you do that"? Ask the others.

"We have so much money in the States I can afford to do it" says the American.

"Ok" says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the top, saying "we have so much champagne in France I can afford to do it"

The Zimbabwean looks at the South African and says " Don't you dare!"

there was a real cnut in the car park today
1st he cut me off
then he took my parking space
and now he's got paint all over my key.....

When God created Scotland, He looked down on it with great pride. He called the Archangel Gabriel to have a look.

“Just look,” said God. “This is the best place I’ve yet made. It’s God’s own country! Splendid mountains, beautiful scenery, brave men, fine women, nice cool weather. And I've given them beautiful music and a special drink called whisky. Try some.”

Gabriel took a sip. “Yes, excellent!” he said. “But haven't you perhaps been too kind to them? Won't they be spoiled by all these things? Should there not be some drawback?”

“Don’t worry,” said God. “Just wait till you see the neighbours they’re getting!”

A small grandson that was shopping with his grandfather got lost in the mall.

The boy approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?” The boy replied, “Grandpa.”

The guard smiles, then asks “What’s he like?” to which the little tyke hesitated for a moment and replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.”

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

An old man of 70 married a young girl of 21. When they got into bed the night after their wedding, he held up three fingers. “Oh honey!” said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?” “No…” said the old man, “It means you can take your pick.”