Can you change a nappy?

My better half has informed me my training begins on Sunday... I am scared, very scared... Do I need noseplugs? Gloves? Toxic waste removal chemicals? Any tips?

Yes surgical gloves .. the disposable ones of course...()

Some funny colour shit,but dont worry its normal..()

gregbucks Wrote:

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> Yes surgical gloves .. the disposable ones of
> course...()

When I tried to check is baby was wet, I got goo in my finger.

LD - make sure that does not happen to you.

We may have to change your name back to UNLUCKY DUDE if the kid lets off a ripper while you changing the nappy....<

Okay

the secret will now come out, on the 23rd of June last year we were blessed with a boy. He is now nearly 7 months old, when a nappy needs to be changed i cant help but want to do it. I suspect UNLUCKY if you work for a living that you too will savour every minute at home with your new child and therefore change nappies like a mot herfucker because there is seriously nothing MORE rewarding than spending time with your own lightie.

EVERYTHING i do now is geared up to working less and spending more time with him, fortunately for me he LOVES RUK and ATR , i tell her its the horses , she says its the colours of the silks that has the little fellow hooked. Either way i dont care...

CHANGE the nappies, expect to get pis sed on and the occasional explosion and tsunami, youll LOVE it.

Now I am even more worried easy:

dude

for every millisecond of worry you will from now on receive hours of joy

Easy do you breastfeed as well with those man boobs...

Wait until they start escaping from you when trying to change them,soon as they can wriggle and giggle,they are off when you lay them on their back...

With todays nappies, it's a piece of cake....in die ou dae het daai nappies ( soos meelsakke) so in 'n ry op die wasgoed-lyn gehang. Then you had that moerse big 'hak-speld' that if you were a bit pissed over the week-end there was every chance you could fix the nappy (meelsak) to the baby's tummy. If it was a very bad nappy & mother is not around, you just fill up the bath and swing the baby to get it clean and throw the 'meelsak' in the neighbours dirt bin.

With phampers & Huggies etc..... take off, wipe clean, rub the cream on and stick on a huggies. Maklik.

All jokes aside. Enjoy my friend and help vir ma and thank God everyday for the greatest miracle ever.

hibernia Wrote:

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> Wait until they start escaping from you when
> trying to change them,soon as they can wriggle and
> giggle,they are off when you lay them on their
> back...


HUH ??? I doing something wrong !! That's what grown women do with me ......:S