Can you change a nappy?

Magi Wrote:

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> > Wait until they start escaping from you when
> > trying to change them,soon as they can wriggle
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> > giggle,they are off when you lay them on their
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> HUH ??? I doing something wrong !! That's what
> grown women do with me ......:S

Bwahahaha....

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."



THIS apparantly for sale in USA............:S... Lucky maybe we can get someone to put this up as a prize in next months compo...

Optional Step by Step Dad Humor Directions included with Inventory item checklist:

* Mask –toxic fume filter for when it doesn’t smell like roses.
* Goggles –for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful.
* Patent Pending Poop Poncho –need we say more???
* Tongs –Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
* Turkey Baster –for precision hiney washing.
* Ear/Nose Plugs –use with care.
* Pacifier — scream plug.
* Baby Wipes — for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
* Diaper for newborn — cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
* Bio Hazard bag and rubber gloves –for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
* Emergency Formula Container– doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
* Hand Wipes– to clean up afterward. (For Dad’s use only).
* Picture Frame — this is your badge of honor.

Dude, Nappies are the last of your worries! No two cells are the same so why should any two children be the same. Instinct is key to bringing up a child, It is you but smaller. Think about how you would feel and what you would want if you could not do things for yourself. (No that does not mean press 232 and the bet option on hollywoodbets.net!)

Changing nappies is a lot like punting Lucky Dude.......Some days you get lucky and some days are full of shit. But you get used to the shit and then hopefully even the shit days are not so bad. Enjoy mate!!!

L Dude enjoy the moments, soon they will be gone and all you left with is the memory of that smelly, it’s a joy ride, ENJOY IT while it last dude.....What's babies name, UD or LD. I post this because you probably still awake <

Being a Hearts supporter I used to hate the green ones

It's a shitty job but someone has to do it

Enjoy

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Magi Wrote:

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> hibernia Wrote:
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> > Wait until they start escaping from you when
> > trying to change them,soon as they can wriggle
> and
> > giggle,they are off when you lay them on their
> > back...
>
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> HUH ??? I doing something wrong !! That's what
> grown women do with me ......:S


Ha ha we where trying to change her Grandson the other night,but the wee wriggler thought it was funny to turn over and takes to the hills.
Kirsteen was losing it and i was in Hysterics,the 3rd time he escaped he pissed all over her lovely carpet lol