Apologies from Scotia at ABC 😉

Dave Scott wrote:

I am probably old fashioned and old school 🏫 

I certainly don't have the vocabulary to match above posts but basically if my son told me he would rather have a fanny 😉 🤔 I would probably start with giving him a good kick in the balls before therapy...

Some of us don't have the vocabulary or writing skills. Now days AI can  do it for you.  I like the part about "the kick in the balls".  Good humor Dave. 


 

Geldings identifying as mares. Now that would shake up the pedigrees of equines.

My family's therapist said I should try being more transparent with my step kids.It seems to be working although our oldest   keeps yelling "you're not my real dad!".I'm like "correct. I'm your mom now."  

I like this thread...I was a colt, may have identified as a mare...but I've definitely become an ass...👍
Who gives a rat's ass what I think...

Tony T wrote:

My family's therapist said I should try being more transparent with my step kids.It seems to be working although our oldest   keeps yelling "you're not my real dad!".I'm like "correct. I'm your mom now."  

😂😂
 

I have been punting for about 60 years ....

Punters have the habit of using the word IF 

IF I had taken the field
IF I had taken a banker
IF it had a better jockey 

Etc etc 

My reply was always 

IF my Aunty had balls she would have been my Uncle .........

I never dreamed that one day it could be a reality 😕 

Dave Scott wrote:

I have been punting for about 60 years ....

Punters have the habit of using the word IF 

IF I had taken the field
IF I had taken a banker
IF it had a better jockey 

Etc etc 

My reply was always 

IF my Aunty had balls she would have been my Uncle .........

I never dreamed that one day it could be a reality 😕 

My late dad used to have the same saying .... I know what he would have said about all of this 'wokeness' seemingly having taken over the world ... I just say 'Live and let live' ....
 

snap i always used to say if my antie had balls shed be mt fucking uncle, but now i have to bite my tongue. ditto dont know if your are arthur or martha..

......joking aside.....human genital abnormalities do occur....and if I had not seen it I would never believed it....I was around 11 yrs old and my family took a long weekend gambling/golf holiday to Swaziland....and there beside the swimming pool at the casino complex... a woman was changing the nappy of her 18 month daughter and we all shockingly observed that this baby girl had what appeared to be a scrotum.....the woman candidly said...."the doctors say that we should not be alarmed and that it was best that the child develops further until around 5 years old and then a surgical procure is then recommended".....so it can happen that an auntie can have a set of balls if her parents had not had similar medical advice.....   

The Olympics is a good example when the gender is being QUESTIONED.
Give the lady a "BELLS"  or   a "BALL"   BRANDY.

Swaziland 

Now that was our Xmas and New Year holiday for many years when the kids were young. 

Happy memories 

Royal Swazl Spa 

Oh, look at you, trying to clap back with the intensity of a wet noodle. You’re about as threatening as a middle schooler’s diary entry. If this is your version of a mic drop, you better pick it back up, because all you’ve dropped is your dignity. Better luck next time, champ!