UK Friday

This thread has been opened for the tree of knowledge to pass on his words of wisdom regarding winners for today. Please tree of knowledge no odds on tips as that does not present a challenge. We are eagerly awaiting for your post and with it the winners so that I for one can get out to my local hardware store and purchase a bigger torch with stronger batteries so that I too can post after 10 at night. The night porter at the home is very strict, in fact he caught me out the other night when I arrived back from the football after 11. He reported me and as a punishment they took away two biscuits from my mid morning cuppa. Mrs Jones gave me one of hers and I am hoping that I can give her one. With your tips I will be able to stick a finger to them and buy a packet of my favourite sweets, yes you have guessed it, Worthers, plus a packet of Rich Tea biscuits and Jaffa cakes. With the change I will buy Mr Jones a small box of Roses she loves those chocs. As you know I have had my eye on her going on 20 years now so that box of chops may just do the trick. If she says yes then prior to the big night I will be contacting you, the tree of knowledge, for some tips about you know what cough cough hahahahaha. as the tree of knowledge knows everything. So please tree of knowledge it's all down to you today

The Tree Of Knowledge is having 18holes at The Buckinghamshire this morning.
I suggest Chicken,that when you open a UK thread that you actually put up some selections instead of living of my info. :lol:

Shame CnC, 20 years, I have heard Mrs Jones is niiice, so maybe worth the wait. :whistle:
The choc's may also be a good idea as if Mrs Jones loves them she might overlook the small torch issue..... :lol:
Any case best of luck and come now TTOK do your thing you cant leave a mate hanging. :pinch:

neigh wrote: Any case best of luck and come now TTOK do your thing you cant leave a mate hanging. :pinch:

neigh do you really think that he has any mates :lol: he has booked for a threesome at the golf club but he may get a discount as he is playing by himself. He may just win the round :whistle:

R1 Gowran Sanibel Island @11/10 - short price, but will be very hard to beat in a weak race and could well go off odds on.

R5 Gowran Little Haarth E/W @7/1.

Also backed Artistic and My Manekiniko night before. Biggest bet Glastonbury Song 6.35 at 3-1 . Wanted as much as I could get !

Dundalk

For anyone punting in the UK, a decent bet looks to be the total winning distances at Hexham. They've had half an inch of rain in the last twelve hours and the ground is sure to be very testing. Add that to some small fields, a couple of short priced favourites and a very stiff finish and 7/4 for more than 40/41 lengths looks a nice bet.

I see Jooste and Kantor had a runner at Ascot today

Trying my luck with this double :-

1 Horse Racing United Kingdom Newcastle Uk Race 4 2016-09-30 19:50 2. Zamadance M/Win 1.74 Pending
2 Horse Racing United Kingdom Newcastle Uk Race 5 2016-09-30 20:20 3. Mandarin M/Win 1.74 Pending

High on Light :woohoo: must have a chance in the next at Newcastle keeps on running 2nd so maybe today is the day

chicken n chips wrote: High on Light :woohoo: must have a chance in the next at Newcastle keeps on running 2nd so maybe today is the day

Give it up,just leave it to TTOK.
Just going to have a few beers now that the nap has bolted in