Roll Call

{gazes steadily at the motley crew standing before him. . .sneer of disdain moves his perfectly shaped lips}.. . .{glances at print out. . .the heading Ziets stands out like a confession} ....."Gregbucks". . .{in contrast to The Madji's manly baritone a whining squeak fills the air} . ."here" ...." Hibernia".... "aye" {grumbles a white skinned gawky thang in a skirt} . . ."Shrek" . . ."huh?" .. { a hulking lump of meat shuffles from foot to foot looking rather bedraggled and outdated in his safari suit, lumpy kneecaps white and grizzled..long blue socks with a black comb protruding the brightest thing about the fellow}
"Right you miserable sods, you reckon you can make fun of me behind my bat....I mean back !" ...
{Swift forward step. . .bat beats a rapid tattoo on three skulls...an extra tap or three to Hibs cranium}..."fanny am I. . .then you must have a boyfriend"... {smashes bat into Shreks midriff in the absence of a chair to stand on} "tell your mother that she must part your hair on the right side. . .hide more of your face". . .
{Grows bored with these cretins..... meanders off to find a syt}

You been doing some ''catch up'' on the forum Magi...

Ha ha Fanny

Mav marches in, smacking her teacher's ruler against her leg in a suggestive Meaningful manner.... "Stop bullying your classmates! Get back to your desk! Bad boy!"

Magi smirks and says, " .... (watch this space)

Mavourneen Wrote:

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> Mav marches in, smacking her teacher's ruler
> against her leg in a suggestive Meaningful
> manner.... "Stop bullying your classmates! Get
> back to your desk! Bad boy!"
>
> Magi smirks and says, " .... teacher teacher can you beat me......" .....{grins salaciously} I just lurve spanking. .

I can beat you ... at Scrabble, any day, cheeky!

How was the half marathon b.t.w? I hope the ER at Knysna hospital was up to expectations?

give them a bitchslap with that pink bat....jy lyk soooo sterk as die are soos my ou bike se bedrading op jou voorkop staan....het jy dalk iets met meer loodkrag nodig om daai verharde kopbene te kraak?.....

ROTFLMAO. That is brilliant Madji really funny, needed that this morning. -D

Good one.

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Zietsman Oosthuizen Wrote:

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> give them a bitchslap with that pink bat....jy lyk
> soooo sterk as die are soos my ou bike se
> bedrading op jou voorkop staan....het jy dalk iets
> met meer loodkrag nodig om daai verharde kopbene
> te kraak?.....


Fark me. . .what is this oke saying {cuts and pastes into google translator.....holds breath}....{reads output on screen}. ."no such language"....{scratches head in bemusement}

Good stuff..... LMAO

Mavourneen Wrote:

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> I can beat you ... at Scrabble, any day, cheeky!
>
> How was the half marathon b.t.w? I hope the ER at
> Knysna hospital was up to expectations?


The half went as well as can be expected.....too many runners in too little space . But I achieved what I set out to do. Got back home and tippexed out 'marathon' from my bucket list of ' things to do'....added "42 syt's" instead. .