Scottish Comedians - Brilliant
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Scottish Comedians - Brilliant
12 years 1 week agoBilly Connolly Rated R
Kevin Bridges - Super Talent
Micheal McIntyre
Craig Ferguson
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Re: Re: Scottish Comedians - Brilliant
12 years 1 week ago
If Michael McIntyre is Scottish,I'm the Queen of Sheeba.
Sure he's from Merton
Sure he's from Merton
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Yip he is the odd one out but did a great take off when he was in Scotland about wearing the kilt and not wanting to be English
Lol
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Give me break I am still figuring out 11 languages here.
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You have left out the biggest comedian of them all.
The Scotland football team.
The Scotland football team.
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Got this in my email yesterday:
SCOTTISH WEDDING
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death...
SCOTTISH WEDDING
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death...

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This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a Moose."
The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a Moose."
The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
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12 years 1 week ago
Scotland Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
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A recent study conducted by Glasgow University found that the average Scotsman walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be Scottish!
Another study by the Scottish Medical Association found that Scotsmen drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, Scotsmen get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud to be Scottish!
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What do you call four sheep tied to a lampost in Edinburgh. A Scottish leisure centre.
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Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf?
He lost his ball.
Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf?
He found it.
He lost his ball.
Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf?
He found it.
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A Scotsman won the lottery yet had a very long face.
When asked why, he replied, "Aye, it grieves me to think
of the pound I wasted on the second ticket."
When asked why, he replied, "Aye, it grieves me to think
of the pound I wasted on the second ticket."
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