Heavy night in London :S

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> > this one's for you!
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> > 'in the latest ‘disturbances’ humour in
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> > it is alleged that during the Manchester
> episodes
> > last night, Kenny Dalglish was apprehended
> whilst
> > trying to loot the Old Trafford trophy room.'
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> > Eish!
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> In other words he was trying to swap Liverpools 5
> European Cups with Uniteds 3 eh?


I heard that Kenny was kicked out of a Manchester bar last night.
The bar had a sign - " OVER 18 ONLY".
I guess Fergie was smiling.

East

I am not going to watch much football this season as I am tired of the same old every season. More interested in whats going to happen in the rugby world cup and then the Southern Hemisphere cricket season.

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste
> money on expensive new kits every season. Simply
> strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead,
> and everyone will immediately know which team you
> support.


lol... atleast man utd can afford to change strips year in year out......and i like the inflatible penis on forehead suggestion... coz man utd always give other teams a good "fcuking" screwing!!!!.........<

wonbyamile Wrote:

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> > Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste
> > money on expensive new kits every season.
> Simply
> > strap a large inflatable penis to your
> forehead,
> > and everyone will immediately know which team
> you
> > support.
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> lol... atleast man utd can afford to change strips
> year in year out......and i like the inflatible
> penis on forehead suggestion... coz man utd always
> give other teams a good "fcuking"
> screwing!!!!.........<

with the help of their chums the refs.

Hehehehe...CNC starting again...<

chicken 'n chips Wrote:

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> > > Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't
> waste
> > > money on expensive new kits every season.
> > Simply
> > > strap a large inflatable penis to your
> > forehead,
> > > and everyone will immediately know which team
> > you
> > > support.
> >
> >
> > lol... atleast man utd can afford to change
> strips
> > year in year out......and i like the inflatible
> > penis on forehead suggestion... coz man utd
> always
> > give other teams a good "fcuking"
> > screwing!!!!.........<
>
> with the help of their chums the refs.


ofcoz mate.... easier to win games with 12 on the field.....

gregbucks Wrote:

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> Hehehehe...CNC starting again...<


i miss ol chicken n his chirps GB.... (tu)

When Wesley signs for Man U tomorrow the rest of the Premier League will be shitting themselves...

gregbucks Wrote:

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> When Wesley signs for Man U tomorrow the rest of
> the Premier League will be shitting
> themselves...


they already are greg.... POWERHOUSE TEAM that fills old trafford to the rafters every match...

Watching the BBC and all the people asking why? I'll tell you why.

It is amazing art imitates life, song recording history and history repeating itself.

Rolling Stones - (Measured against England burning)



Mother's Little Helper lyrics
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day


"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day


Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
[From: www.elyrics.net/read/r/rolling-stones-ly...e-helper-lyrics.html ]


"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight


Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old


"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day

Part 2 - I did not make a statement in part 1

Mass consumerism.

Rolling stones again but only the first two verses. The rest relates to substance abuse and is not relevant:

Well, youve got your diamonds and youve got your pretty clothes
And the chauffeur drives your car
You let everybody know
But don't play with me, cause you're playing with fire

Your mother she's an heiress, owns a block in saint johns wood
And your fatherd be there with her
If he only could
But don't play with me, cause you're playing with fire

Why loot?

We have mass consumerism, mass waste as a result and we have people rubbing indebted wealth in the face of the poor; through media, social media and na nana na na - I am less than you cause you wear a name we cannot get the credit for. A recipe for a riot. We want it; because we are fed it, made to believe in it everyday, we worship it. The only thing that separates us from what we want is glass. In the hysteria of this, mass action; glass is far too fragile to separate us from what you rub in our face!

Cheers Al

Thats why I always prefered the Beatles, Stones were scary!..............lol