2010 soccer schedule

Starts 11 June ends 11 July

Dont bother travelling anywhere in SA from 4 June to 18 July you will get ripped.

Just as well they have moved the Rothmans July to the end of the month

I hear air tickets sky high sly

My idea was to put beds into all the empty stables at the various tracks and a nice steel bath. Rent the grooms out as butlers and make a fortune.

A man walking his dog along a beach finds a bottle,he picks it up and dusts of the sand..

Alahkabam and a Genie appears,

"im free" shouts the excited Genie, "Thank you Kind sir" "I grant you 2 wishes" says the Genie..

"2 wishes?" "in the books and tv shows,its 3 wishes" says the excited South African..

Well" said the genie, " Everyone asks for riches,we can grant that,


We can even grant you health and a long life..


But FFS don`t ask me to fix your fucking TOTE!!!!

Hehehe...good one Hibs


Maybe we can invite the SA Rugby Union on-board and promote rugby at the football games?

I doubt if you have to worry too much about the English yobs arriving because by the time the world cup kicks off the pound will be in parity with the rand

Me Myself and i see the euro fell out of the bath after thinking the Pound was about to be abolished.

So we have who owes who more money so actually who' currency is more crap to hold than the next.

but hey i still have a few Yuans free to buy some cheap chinese junk

Pound not bad against the Euro atm,