July fashions- What will you be wearing ?

A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party.He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes.

That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume.

Shouting, he says to his wife: 'What the *#%@# is this? When have you ever seen a black SUPERMAN?'

The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a BATMAN costume and he shouts:

'You are *#%@## mad woman. When have you seen a black BATMAN?

Go and change it for something better.' The wife is now veryannoyed, she returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places 3 white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole.

When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife: 'What's this?'

The wife responds: ' It's so that you can choose your costume: If you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body you can go as a Domino.
If you don't like that you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit.

If you're still not happy you can stick the pole up your @ss and go as a MAGNUM.