On the LIGHTER side

Dad at the mall:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

'Got drunk once and f * cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Brilliant Sharkie!

Classic !

phew still pissing myself

LOL!

Wish I could have a wity answer quickly. A girl once ask me " why are you staring at me like that, do you want to f.. me" I was dumbstruck and couldn't say a word.

Lol Element - in future the answer is: if pretty YES - if not NOOOOOOO!