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UK Monday
10 years 3 months ago
Taunton 2-20
Karl Marx looks a nice ew bet at 8/1.
I punted him last time at 33/1,he went into 16/1 and was running a massive race when the very inexperienced jockey lost hes stirrups coming to the 2nd last hurdle and fell off.
would have gone very close,he was still leading at the time.
today he has a good conditional jockey up,who has won a few races.
trainer is in form as well.
Karl Marx looks a nice ew bet at 8/1.
I punted him last time at 33/1,he went into 16/1 and was running a massive race when the very inexperienced jockey lost hes stirrups coming to the 2nd last hurdle and fell off.
would have gone very close,he was still leading at the time.
today he has a good conditional jockey up,who has won a few races.
trainer is in form as well.
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Re: UK Monday
10 years 3 months ago
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking scotsman who asked him for a couple of pounds for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two quid and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whisky?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," Bob said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two quid. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." Bob was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
The man took out his wallet, extracted two quid and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whisky?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," Bob said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you MAD? I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two quid. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." Bob was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!"
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Re: UK Monday
10 years 3 months agodavetheflower wrote: Taunton 2-20
Karl Marx looks a nice ew bet at 8/1.
I punted him last time at 33/1,he went into 16/1 and was running a massive race when the very inexperienced jockey lost hes stirrups coming to the 2nd last hurdle and fell off.
would have gone very close,he was still leading at the time.
today he has a good conditional jockey up,who has won a few races.
trainer is in form as well.
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