A day in the life with my IPHONE

At 5 AM the alarm I set on the phone wakes me up.
Get up go make coffee. My iphone does not do this yet.
Get dressed for Gym
Reminder goes off. today is my ex wifes Birthday. Send her a new broom later.
Get to Gym. Hook up my Nikes to the Iphone.
Hhook up the heart rate monitor to the Iphone.
Put my head set on. Switch on my music. Today is the peaceful melodies of SlipKnot.
Crazy peeping on my phone says I need to stop or risk blowing all the Valves in My Heart.
Drive home. while driving the Blue tooth reads me my mails that have come thru in the evening.
Get home Take a Shower. Iphone does not yet wash me so I do that myself.
Leave Home about 830.
Connect GPS on Iphone to show me where I am going.
On the way the phones makes a strange ringing sound though I was suffering from Tintinabulation. Someone was phoning me. WTF have they not heard of Whats App
I answer !! it is the Broom supplier checking on todays order.
I arrive early at meeting. so I check my share prices and the weather for the week end.
While IN the meeting hook up my Data and I setup a Conference call thru SKYPE.
Meeting done off for Lunch. sit on my Phone do my banking.
Send new Mails out.
Do My Banking
Check ABC Website
login to Keith Ho Take a few bets
Check Facebook. Poke a few sexy Girls.
Whats app a few people to check What app.
Login to Woolies order the months food for delivery
Go Home
watch online movie from DSTV
Set my alarm for next day.
Put on some music to fall to sleep. ACDC rocks me to sleep

I may be addicted to this phone

LoL :lol:

6+ IN FEBRUARY for me, went to visit it yesterday

Ha ha ha.

..........and in a world where communication has never been easier there have never been so many lonely people...........

To which I would like to add - ........broke lonely people...............

Very good Sly
I must say we see more and more couples at the tables talking on their phones rather than talking to each other ( changed times)
PS just as a matter of interest, how do u poke a lass via the phone ( can't be the same) ?
Is this what they call cyber sex, is it the same as sober sex???

Mind u has its advantages
I get an SMS from my security company that I have no power, to add to still no postal delivery!
I am trying to remember did I pay without the bill?
Check with 3 neighbours all by SMS and get replies is power out in area, so I turn to ABC as can't watch TV.