What A Joke

  • colins
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What A Joke

10 years 9 months ago
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If you think life is bad......

How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes four minutes to get hard.

Only two minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys

But worst of all..
the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay,
Oops....I mean day!!!!!

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Re: What A Joke

10 years 9 months ago
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I am from Brakpan I don't get the part about my mother.

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Re: What A Joke

10 years 9 months ago
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland.



(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)

i was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.


'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'


'NO!' the children answered.




'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!'

'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'


A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKIN' DEAD!'

It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

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Re: What A Joke

10 years 9 months ago
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@ colins
@ bigh

Farking classic --- loved them both. Needed that. Been a kak day !! :lol:

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