Roving Reporter Sly at Turfies Nite racing.(tu)

Thanks Sly mind and get some nice pics of the draw

U are a star Sly

Enjoy!

OK I am back from my nite at the races.

Elevation room great as normal. Food amazing as always.

RA girls sexy as hell as always.

Race 1 Photo Finish very dubious but the Laird winner looks very bright.

As 730 I wondered over to the Summer Cup Final Field and draw announcement. Very ZOOSH.

I felt out of place in my Shorts and flip flops but I tried to fit in.

The sexy angel beings sent from heaven to bless my eyes were all around. so after that things get a bit foggy.

Clyde Basel did his thing with two angels at his side. Boy I want his job.

Some dude from Gauteng Province spoke. He had a snappy jacket on.

The sponsors had a guy there he also spoke but I must say the angels were getting all my attention by that stage.

Then Clyde read out the final Field.

Trainers I saw were Sinjin Gray , MDK , Robbie Sage, Uncle Ormie, Joey Soma. He also has an angel sitting next to him. Not sure why he gets so lucky.

None of them were overly excited by the final field being announced but Uncle Ormie he was like a wimpy advert all HIGH FIVSIE and TWO GUNSIE in the office.

We then had some weird ceremony wherby the sponsor dude picked a Trophy from a cabinet and a book from a book shelf and this led the people on the stage to conclude that number 3 COTT would be the first horse to draw a barrier position.

At this stage all the blonde angels just passed out at the complexity of the barrier draw selection process.

to be serious really good function.

The camera man I hired for the evening while watching the angles thru his camera forgot we were on the 3rd floor.

so no photos from him.Get well cards can be sent to the UNION hospital. Doctors say he will make a full recovery frm the fall.

so I used my Nokia 2110 CIRCA 1998 to take the photos.

An angel maybe my future wife and the above mentioned Trophy Cabinet



My future wife, Gauteng and Sponsor dudes



COTT draw and Clyde Basel



All the VIPS



Two angels and the dudes



the lady sitting in the big ass chair looked absolutely stunning but I could not get closer for a photo.
Dunno who she was and why she had such a snazzy chair.

You are a king Sly, put Bonski to shame (tu)

Ps hope u did not do anything stupid using my name tag

Thought this write up is what is needed, more fun bloggers would attract people to the game