Guess the reaction of............................
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Guess the reaction of............................
12 years 6 months ago
A traffic cop if he pulled over the owners of Hawker Hunter and got out his book to write out the ticket.
TRAFFIC COP : OK then do you know what speeed you just clocked up? No stories now could I have your surname first please.
OWNER : It's Christmas.
TRAFFIC COP : Oh yeah and i'm Santa.
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TRAFFIC COP : OK then do you know what speeed you just clocked up? No stories now could I have your surname first please.
OWNER : It's Christmas.
TRAFFIC COP : Oh yeah and i'm Santa.

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TRAFFIC COP : OK pal let's start again slowly this time. Sir could I have your initial and surname please?
OWNER : It's M. Christmas.
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TRAFFIC COP : Now u wishing me a Merry Christmas, for Christ's sake just show me your licence.:
OWNER : It's M. Christmas.

TRAFFIC COP : Now u wishing me a Merry Christmas, for Christ's sake just show me your licence.:

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Re: Re: Guess the reaction of............................
12 years 6 months ago
The wife's name is not Mary perhaps...that would lead to complete pandemonium

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Re: Re: Guess the reaction of............................
12 years 6 months ago
did they not own a horse called Christmas Day ridden by Figgs? that won in late December? Could have been trained by Cox?
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Christmas Day was trained by recent returnee trainer M Allie...I think was owned by a Mr Hendricks
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Hawker Hunter runs 3rd and collects a stake of R9000-- for the Christmas.(

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Could go some way to pay the Speeding fine.

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