Why did u get divorced???

A hot-blooded groom from Feldkirch, Germany, couldn’t wait until after the reception. So he snuck into the kitchen with the waitress for a secret tryst just hours after he had tied the knot, a report has said.

According to the Daily Mail, Austria’s Vorarlberg Online reported that no one would’ve been the wiser if the father of the bride hadn’t popped in for a snack.

The report said that the father stopped the music, sent the crowds home and told no one why.

That same day, the bride went to the registry office to demand a divorce, but was refused. She had to stay with her unfaithful man for six months.

Eventually the bride got what she wanted and so did the groom. The court separated the adulterer and his wife, freeing them both. He is now happily married – to the waitress, the report said. – IOL

What some guys will do for a free drink

I got divorced because my wife refused to have an op to change her face to look like a horse!(

LOL James! I got divorced cause she looked like a horse!

Some years back on the former Robert Bloomberg site (which was the first to break news of Camp Staaldraad) there was a posting which went something like - there was a wedding reception in Sunninghill. All the guests were happy chappies like any wedding usually is. Then the groom went to say his speech - he asked all the guests to look under their chairs. The guests then found an envelope affixed to the bottom of the chair. The groom asked all to open their envelopes. The guests opened their envelopes and pulled out photographs of the bride cavorting with the groom's best man, which was then just before the wedding day........

Sjoe, now thats guts..............