Glasgow Bird

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Glasgow Bird

13 years 6 months ago

A man buy’s a Budgie, It keeps repeating

“Am a Glesga Budgie I’m as hard as f**k”

After a week the man gets so fed up he buys a Kestrel

Puts it in the cage and said “Let’s see how hard you are now”

Next morning the Kestrels dead, Budgie said

“Am a Glesga Budgie I’m as hard as f**k”

Man buys a Buzzard puts it in the cage

Next morning the Buzzards dead and the Budgie said

“Am a Glesga Budgie I’m as hard as f**k”

Man buys a Golden Eagle puts it in the cage

Next morning the Eagles dead and the Budgie has no feathers left!

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Budgie says “Had to take ma jaikit aff fur that f**ker"