a MAGIC joke

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a MAGIC joke

14 years 6 months ago

a guy goes to a magicians show... sits in the back row and watches as the magician starts. the magician does a trick where he pulls out a long colourful ribbon frm his sleeve.. da guy in the back shouts out "i know that trick, you had it hidden under your armpit".. he was correct. The magician wasnt to happy but none the less carried on. His next trick was to pull a rabbit out of a hat, which he did. The guy in the back shouts "hey i know that trick, the rabbit was hidden under the table"..he was correct. By now the magician is getting abit fustrated so shouts to the same guy "since you know so much why dont you come on stage & show us a trick!" The guy calmly walks onto the stage, looks at the audience, picks out a gorgeous blonde bombshell & asks her to come on the stage, which she does. He asks the magician for 2 pieces of rope, asks the blonde hottie to put her arms out in front, hands together & to stand with legs together.He ties her wrists, ties her ankles, bends her over, pulls up her dress, pulls down her panty and starts F@#^*!& her. The magician shouts to him "hey thats not a trick" to which the guy replies "i know but its f%$#@*&! MAGIC!!!!

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