UK Friday

A beautiful warm day today and its a sin to be indoors so I am playing my bets and then hitting the hills to go and visit my mates (sheep)

PA for Lingfield

3,5 x 1 x 4,5,7,8 x 2,3,4,6,7 x 2,5,10 x 4,7,11 x 6,8,10,11

BRIGHTON

Standout and Ninfea for exacta in the first race
Fire King loves the course and will always give you a run for your money
Hellbender should be too good
Russian Rave
Stamford Blue must get away level or its curtains

Mussleburgh

El Dececy should win the first race
tough sprint open race my fancies are Sir Geoffrey and Nickel Silver
Raccoon usually saves his best for this track
Fox Hunt
Bed Fellow each way 25/1
Dubawi King should win


Disregard the PA as you say its on at Muss

Lingfield
Race 6: Slasl (eachway)

Mussel
Race 2: Boundaries
Race 4: Manderin Spirit
Race 7: Brooklands Bay

Brighton
Race 1: High on the Hog
Race 3: Hellbender
Race 7: Annia Galeria

Enjoy the sheep Hoender:D

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots,

But they only know to say one thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,

Then he thought for a moment.....

'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible...

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,
And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time..'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...

Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison:

Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,

'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!

Gl today Guys,don`t think there is a PA at Lingfield today sure it`s Musselburgh?

Social Rythm Race 1 at Musselburgh

Hahaha... good one CNC

Hibs you are correct, PA at Mussel and tonite at Kempton.

Mussel PA
1,5,10,11
1
1,5,6,9
3
6,7,8
3,5,6,10
1,2

No "Boundaries" to that managan Hanagan, a bit 6/10 for the early birds, should win the jockeys championship going to have a sleep before RVW runs (tu)

Sleeping Beauty?

See you in the money Hibs with a winner good going

Well done Bob (tu) I gather the Clan are having a great day X(

Youm al Mizayin running in the next at Lingfield. Trainer;jockey combo on fire and horse ran well last time out

CNC I have already backed Slasl eachway... gonna take a swinger with your selection:)

Kempton doesn't look that difficult tonite.... what you think?