The Greatest Hypocrite of them ALL

I like flaming spiders articles. Whether he believes in the tooth fairy is whats i want to know?

If we all believed the sames things there would be no good wars to report on.

All these sportsmen displaying their religious affiliations always gets me thinking:

Does God go racing?

Does he actually enjoy rugby?

Is he a ManU or Chelsea man?

I suspect the answer is : No. No. No. lol.

Praying for winning bets all the time can soon turn the most religious into an agnostic.

God does go racing thats why most participants survive the day but has no interest in money though!

I met a guy in the pub the other day who claimed he was God, I said if he could prove it, I would buy him a drink.

So we went to the bar and the barman had one look at him and said "Oh my God, not you again"

Lucky Charl is not a track and field fan, because he would have left the sport years ago, as invariably every winner interviewed praises their particular God.

It seems that all runners going 400 meters or less, whether on the flat or over hurdles, follows Jesus Christ.

Once the distances increase, God seems less involved.

I suspect it is because these runners work so hard to get where they are, they want all the credit for themselves!