To all who believe today is the last day
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Harold Camping, the radio host who predicted the world would end on Saturday, made his first post-non-apocalypse public appearance on his radio show Monday night. "The first question," he told listeners, "is 'Camping, what about you? Are you ready to shoot yourself or go on a booze trip or whatever?'"
The answer, it soon became clear, is no. Camping had spent millions promoting May 21 as "the rapture" — the day when true Christians would be taken up to Heaven on an angelic shuttle bus to have a free continental breakfast with Jesus — and the start of the end of the world. A huge earthquake was supposed to hit at 6 p.m., and the earth would face death, destruction and famine for five months, until the real "end date" of October 21.
Obviously, it didn't happen quite as predicted. Journalists confronted Camping on his doorstep on Sunday, where he told them he was "flabbergasted" by the failure of his predictions and would "say more" on Monday.
And so he did. "I can tell you personally," Camping told his listeners, and a collection of journalists live in the studio, "that when May 21 came and went it was a very difficult time for me." He spent Saturday night in a hotel, avoiding the press and praying. But "the light dawned" when he read a quote from his friend Gabriel Otero, who told "local newsmedia" that, back on September 7, 1994, the last time Camping predicted the end of the world, God had returned "in a mystical way." And, in reading Otero's words, Camping realized that he had been "looking at the Bible too earthly... when the Bible is a very spiritual book." Which led him to conclude:
We were convinced that on May 21, God would return in a very physical way by bringing in an earthquake and ushering the final five months of judgement. When we look at it spiritually, we find that he did come.
See, the rapture did happen, it just didn't happen in a "visible" way. He was totally right the whole time! The world is still in the process of ending. "We have not made a mistake insofar as the timeline," Camping said. It's just that judgement day was "spiritual," not "physical." And, in light of this, the promotional campaign is over:
We're not going to pass out any more tracts. We're not going to put up any more billboards — in fact they're coming down right now... The world has been warned. The world is under judgment... We're just learning we have to look at all of this more spiritual [sic]. But it won't be spiritual on October 21.
So why is God waiting till October to blow us all up? Camping read out a letter from a supporter who believes that, for (incomprehensible) geophysical reasons, the earth would not last for five months following the great predicted earthquake. (This is not an official Family Radio theory, yet, but Camping assured his listeners it would be investigated.) The same supporter, in the same letter, indicated that God, in His infinite mercy, did not want everyone to suffer "Hell on earth" for five months. (This was up Camping's alley — he does not believe in "eternal hell" — and he expounded on it at length.)
Either way, you heard the guy: Mark your calendars for October 21. And be nice for the next five months! Because you're under judgment.
The answer, it soon became clear, is no. Camping had spent millions promoting May 21 as "the rapture" — the day when true Christians would be taken up to Heaven on an angelic shuttle bus to have a free continental breakfast with Jesus — and the start of the end of the world. A huge earthquake was supposed to hit at 6 p.m., and the earth would face death, destruction and famine for five months, until the real "end date" of October 21.
Obviously, it didn't happen quite as predicted. Journalists confronted Camping on his doorstep on Sunday, where he told them he was "flabbergasted" by the failure of his predictions and would "say more" on Monday.
And so he did. "I can tell you personally," Camping told his listeners, and a collection of journalists live in the studio, "that when May 21 came and went it was a very difficult time for me." He spent Saturday night in a hotel, avoiding the press and praying. But "the light dawned" when he read a quote from his friend Gabriel Otero, who told "local newsmedia" that, back on September 7, 1994, the last time Camping predicted the end of the world, God had returned "in a mystical way." And, in reading Otero's words, Camping realized that he had been "looking at the Bible too earthly... when the Bible is a very spiritual book." Which led him to conclude:
We were convinced that on May 21, God would return in a very physical way by bringing in an earthquake and ushering the final five months of judgement. When we look at it spiritually, we find that he did come.
See, the rapture did happen, it just didn't happen in a "visible" way. He was totally right the whole time! The world is still in the process of ending. "We have not made a mistake insofar as the timeline," Camping said. It's just that judgement day was "spiritual," not "physical." And, in light of this, the promotional campaign is over:
We're not going to pass out any more tracts. We're not going to put up any more billboards — in fact they're coming down right now... The world has been warned. The world is under judgment... We're just learning we have to look at all of this more spiritual [sic]. But it won't be spiritual on October 21.
So why is God waiting till October to blow us all up? Camping read out a letter from a supporter who believes that, for (incomprehensible) geophysical reasons, the earth would not last for five months following the great predicted earthquake. (This is not an official Family Radio theory, yet, but Camping assured his listeners it would be investigated.) The same supporter, in the same letter, indicated that God, in His infinite mercy, did not want everyone to suffer "Hell on earth" for five months. (This was up Camping's alley — he does not believe in "eternal hell" — and he expounded on it at length.)
Either way, you heard the guy: Mark your calendars for October 21. And be nice for the next five months! Because you're under judgment.
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Re: Re: To all who believe today is the last day
14 years 2 weeks ago
Oh for fcuk's sake, why doesn't he give up? Nothing will happen in October either, and then what will the idiiot say?
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I am sure the World will end for him one day and he will be right and we will all look a bit silly.

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14 years 2 weeks ago
Hi is 89...think he is hoping he will be dead by then.....or else i sense a mass suicide coming up....
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14 years 2 weeks ago
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gordo Wrote:
> Hi is 89...think he is hoping he will be dead by
> then.....or else i sense a mass suicide coming
> up....
The latter scenario (a la Jonestown) is not impossible. The former is even more likely when one of his disgruntled followers who now has nothing gets hold of him. I'm all for letting people believe whatever they want to believe, but this bloke is an out-and-out conman.:X
> Hi is 89...think he is hoping he will be dead by
> then.....or else i sense a mass suicide coming
> up....
The latter scenario (a la Jonestown) is not impossible. The former is even more likely when one of his disgruntled followers who now has nothing gets hold of him. I'm all for letting people believe whatever they want to believe, but this bloke is an out-and-out conman.:X
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Can we get odds on this anywhere? It would be the best bet ever!
Bet your life savings and take out as much credit as you can that the world will not end on a specific date, and cash in HUGE when it doesn't end!!!!
or die with the bookie and the rest of us and leave your worldly debt behind.
Bet your life savings and take out as much credit as you can that the world will not end on a specific date, and cash in HUGE when it doesn't end!!!!
or die with the bookie and the rest of us and leave your worldly debt behind.

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Re: Re: To all who believe today is the last day
14 years 2 weeks ago
I think that was the idea of those people booking into the hotel...they wouldn't have to pay the bill.
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Re: Re: To all who believe today is the last day
13 years 7 months ago
Well today has finally come,remember Harold changed the date? well it`s today 5 months later...
Just going to have my last bowl of porridge
Just going to have my last bowl of porridge
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13 years 7 months ago
i'm drinking a lot of coffee to try and stay awake for the last day....omg its hard
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13 years 7 months ago
you lot are bloody hilarious!
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